GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A